For single women visitors, the dating game in Germany can at first seem like a free, gourmet buffet.The men are almost all impressively tall, many are blond and, almost invariably, they are extremely handsome with the bodies of Adonis.Aristo German Male style almost always includes a Thomas Pink shirt, designer jeans and tweed jacket.Keep an eye out for a tendency to shop at Frankonia Jagd or similar huntin-shootin-fishin establishments.But before you enter the minefield that is German-men-dating, be sure you know what's awaiting you.The Survival Bible has put together a guide to some common Teutonic types.
Stretched out by the swimming pool in my bikini, I asked: Do I look fat in this? " Distinguishing marks: Adonis-like hairless, perma-tanned body. Favorite Activities: Marathons, hill running, admiring himself in a mirror, making tofu stir-fry.
The aristos didnt get anywhere in life by changing their ways, now, did they?
Distinguishing marks: On paper, the little von or zu -- or even more absurdly, both -- tagged onto his last name is a dead giveaway youve met a man of Teutonic Sang Real.
Should he be into bicycles, note the full-body, neon cycling uniform he dons whenever going out for a spin. The Catch: German Health Spa holidays involve getting up early, drinking vile-tasting water and doing aqua aerobics.
You will also have to give up chips, full-fat dairy products and red meat for as long as you go out with Sporty German Male.